From the eTopps convention room in Las Vegas, NV... Some of these may have been mentioned on the message boards before but I did not consult the boards when creating this list. Special thanks to Quickolas1 for authoring #6 and #7.

#10 Your boss knows what this week's IPO's are.

#9 You miss your son's Little League game because you're waiting to flip your Matsui card.

#8 You've been banned by all the card shop owners in your town for discussing eTopps sports cards.

#7 You understand the message board posts of CoolTopps.

#6 You're a Harvard professor but your most prized published work is "Why Not to Vote for Gil Meche".

#5 You spend 5 hours on a Friday night crafting a rebuttal to Ronin's latest diatribe and 2 hours checking it for spelling and grammar.

#4 You ask your stockbroker to change your asset allocation to 25% stocks, 25% bonds, 50% eTopps.

#3 Your wife tells you she wants to adopt and you start buying sports cards on eBay.

#2 You put up your eTopps portfolio as collateral when buying a new house.

and the #1 Sign You're Spending Too Much Time Doing eTopps sports cards:
You go to Vegas to meet other freaks like yourself! :-P

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