Bubba Smith (3,000 @ $12.50)

Anybody ready to buy a card of a "Police Academy" star? Oh, you're not? Well, me neither. He may have been a great college and pro defensive end but I have no interest in owning this card. Unless having a card of a big man named Bubba reminds you of your prison glory days get this off eBay.

Dan Fouts (3,000 @ $12.50)

I'll give this card its due. It is a great-looking card, in my opinion, but that's where my love affair with this card stops. Fouts was a 6-time pro bowl quarterback and is worthy of a Classic card but he isn't worthy of his $12.50 price tag! Pick it up on eBay.